Vintage Halloween: The Skeletons’ Tea Dance

“And then she said ‘Have you been ill? You’re all skin and bone!’ Hahaha!”

Time to get your prettiest black frock on and dig the fancy bone china out from the back of the kitchen cupboard – it’s Halloween and the friendly skeletons from the cemetery down the road are coming over for tea and a little waltz around the drawing room.

“OHHHHH… the leg bone is connected to the knee bone…”

They may be less skin and more bones, but they’re a nice bunch. Talented too. They’ve brought their own music with them, which is very thoughtful. It’s always lovely to hear a gifted pianist tinkling the old ivories even if he’s been dead for over a century…

Mate, she’s not showing up…

I absolutely love these photographs. They’re a great example of how our curiosity about death and the human body has a long and complex history – the middle and bottom photos date from the turn of the 19th century (the top image is from the 1930s) – and of how a dark sense of humour is about as human as it gets.

What makes these photos so enjoyable for me is that these skeletons all look like they’re having great fun (except the poor chap above, who looks like he’s been stood up by his dance partner. Oh well) – inasmuch as an inanimate collection of bones can have fun, I guess!

Have a wonderful and safe Halloween – and if you want more seasonal reading, there’s lots more spooky stuff here…

Summer Reading: June-September 2022

I am an unrepentant bookworm and have been since childhood. I learned to read early, and there is a family story of how my mum signed me up to the local library very young because of this. Then my little sister came along, and she, too, was immediately signed up to the library, mainly so I could get the extra books on ‘her’ ticket while she was still a baby. When she reached the age of wanting to read for herself, I had to return said ticket – much to my absolute disgust!

I grew up in a house full of books. I now live in a flat full of books. For me books have always been a comfort, a support, a light in the darkness, a source of pleasure, an escape from the world. Much like music, books have never let me down.

There’s usually a book in my bag whenever I leave the house, and I’ve learned to tune the world out and read in what I call ‘dead time’ (in the post office queue, waiting for a bus or at the doctor’s surgery, on the tube etc.). I recommend it. It makes real life bearable.

As someone with both chronic ill health and a physical disability, a good book is a retreat from the pain, exhaustion and frustration I battle through every day. I couldn’t live without them. Indeed, the mere thought of that makes me shudder. Perhaps this is why I have no desire to own a Kindle.

These days, I read a lot of books that I would like to recommend to various people, so I decided to post a list of my recent reading every once in a while for you all to check out, so I can recommend them all at once. Here are some of my favourites of this latest batch:

Dave Grohl’s memoir The Storyteller is unsurprisingly lovely. Warm, chatty and occasionally laugh out loud funny, this is the kind of music book I like. What comes across very clearly is that he is still as much a fan of rock music and rock musicians as any of us mere mortals, a fact that made me smile. And it’s very obvious that he still misses Kurt Cobain terribly. Absolutely essential reading if you, like me, were a 1990s grunge kid.

Another music volume that is very much worth a read is Dave Haslam’s Life After Dark, which covers the history of British nightclubs and music venues from Victorian music halls and gin palaces to the superclubs of modern times. A DJ (at places like Manchester’s infamous Haçienda) turned writer, Haslam’s style is readable and gossipy (in a good way!) while still imparting a great deal of knowledge on every page.

Blood & Roses, Helen Castor’s wonderful recreation of the lives of the Paston family through her survey of their surviving letters (if you’ve ever studied Medieval English history, you’ll know of the Pastons!) gives some much-needed human context to a story more often consumed as snippets of text in academic books; extracts that don’t always tell the full story of these individuals and their relationships with each other.

I also thoroughly enjoyed Caroline Shenton’s The Day Parliament Burned Down, an impeccably researched and beautifully written account of the fire that destroyed much of the Palace of Westminster in 1834, and A Very British Strike, Anne Perkins’ fascinating take on the 1926 General Strike – both of which show just how disorganised and chaotic British government is (and has always been)!

I don’t often read many novels, but I received a subscription to the excellent Rare Birds Book Club (which focuses on female authors) last Christmas, so I had some carefully chosen fiction dropping through my letterbox for several months this year! Defne Suman’s The Silence of Scheherazade was one treasure turned up by the Rare Birds team, a book I absolutely loved.

This vivid and intense novel, set during the last days of the Ottoman Empire, is a real treat for the senses that lingers long in the memory, with a delicious undercurrent of magical realism that lifts it above and beyond the usual historical fiction. I still find myself thinking about the characters and events it portrays months later, a sign of the quality of the writing.

The Books:

ALLPORT, Alan – Britain at Bay: The Epic Story of the Second World War, 1938-1941 (USA; Alfred A. Knopf, 2020)

BROWN, Pete – Shakespeare’s Local: Six Centuries of Everyday Life Seen Through One Extraordinary Pub (London; Pan Books, 2013)

CASTOR, Helen – Blood & Roses: The Paston Family & the Wars of the Roses (London; Faber & Faber Ltd, 2005)

FISHER, Carrie – Wishful Drinking (Pocket Books; London, 2009)

GROHL, Dave – The Storyteller: Tales of Life & Music (London; Simon & Schuster, 2022)

HASLAM, Dave – Life After Dark: A History of British Nightclubs & Music Venues (Simon & Schuster UK; London, 2016)

HIGGS, John – The KLF: Chaos, Magic & the Band Who Burned a Million Quid (Weidenfield & Nicholson; London, 2013)

HOLDEN, Wendy – Born Survivors (London; Sphere, 2020 edn.)

METCALF, John – London A to Z (London, Thames & Hudson Ltd, 2016. Originally published by Andre Deutsch Ltd, 1953)

PERKINS, Anne – A Very British Strike: 3 May – 12 May 1926 (London; Pan Books, 2007)

PILE, Stephen – The Not Terribly Good Book of Heroic Failures (Faber & Faber; London, 2019)

SAINT, Jennifer – Ariadne* (London; Wildfire (Headline Publishing Group), 2021)

SHENTON, Caroline – The Day Parliament Burned Down (Oxford; Oxford University Press, 2013)

STATIONERY OFFICE, The – The Cuban Missile Crisis, 1962: Selected Foreign Policy Documents from the Administration of John F. Kennedy, January 1961- November 1962 (London; The Stationery Office, 2001)

SUMAN, Defne – The Silence of Scheherazade* (London, Head of Zeus Ltd, 2021)

SUTHERLAND, John – The Brontesaurus: An A-Z of Charlotte, Emily & Anne Bronte (& Branwell) (London; Icon Books Ltd, 2017)

THOMAS, Scarlett – Pop Co* (Edinburgh; Canongate Books, 2009 edn.)

THOMPSON, Julian – Dunkirk: Retreat to Victory (London; Pan Books, 2017 edn.)

WHITNEY, Karl – Hit Factories: A Journey Through the Industrial Cities of British Pop (Weidenfield & Nicholson; London, 2020)

Titles marked with * are fiction

The Friday Night (Halloween) Music Party…

It’s Halloween! And here is a spooky seasonal playlist courtesy of my friend Jim (yes, that’s Jim the Official Another Kind Of Mind Magpie Namer!). His radio show, the Friday Night Music Party, is unmissable listening for anyone who loves music of the obscure and unusual type…

If you want to hear more, you can find the show on Twitch and Mixcloud.

For more Another Kind Of Mind Halloween treats, click here…

The Another Kind Of Mind Guide to Surviving a Heatwave

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The Sun, from the ceiling of the Golden Cross Tavern, Linlithgow, c.1700

It’s too hot. And it’s only going to get hotter over the next few days, much to my disgust. I don’t function at all well in the heat. I’m too pale and very freckly and I don’t tan (no, really). I suspect I may have been a vampire in a previous life – which would actually explain a lot!

So, over the years, I have had to develop a few simple and practical methods to survive a heatwave without melting into a puddle, and I’m sharing them with you since the temperatures are soaring in the UK this week. If you have any cooling ideas yourself, get in touch and I’ll add them to the list.

  1. Keep yourself hydrated. Dehydration can be really nasty. If you have access to a freezer (even an icebox in your fridge), put water bottles in to freeze. You can drink them when the water becomes slushy, or leave it until it has frozen solid. You get cold water for much longer as it defrosts! Tea is also said to have a cooling effect in hot temperatures, although that may be a bit of an old wives’ tale – however, it will take more than a heatwave to stop us Brits from having a cuppa… Lay off the booze though, as that can make dehydration worse.
  2. Electric fans can be a real godsend. Or they can just feel like they’re circulating the hot air, which doesn’t help! Those little battery controlled personal fans are actually quite useful – especially if you have to go out and about since they fit neatly in your bag or pocket. I have a small wind-up fan too, which is great and saves on energy. If you don’t have one of these, technically any piece of paper can act as a fan, but why be boring? Have kids? Sit them down with their felt pens and let them design a fan for you. Then all you have to do is fold it up and perhaps learn about the language of fans as an extra bonus…
  3. This one is very important. Keep an eye on any elderly, ill or disabled friends and neighbours, as well as anyone you know who is pregnant or has recently given birth. The effects of excessive heat can be very serious for people in these groups, especially if they’re on certain types of medication. If you have any queries, phone your GP surgery, 111 or your local pharmacy for more information.
  4. Sunscreen. Obviously. Especially for the young and the very pale (like me) – and also for pets who have pale-coloured skin or fur, as they can burn too. Too much sun can damage the skin and leave it uncomfortably dry, so don’t forget to slather on the aftersun or some nicely scented moisturiser when you get home.
  5. Water your plants…. and yourself! It’s best to water house plants (and/or your garden) early in the morning or later at night when the temperature has dropped . Watering yourself… well, you can use a plant mister or hairdresser’s spray bottle to easily spray your face and body (back of the neck is really nice!) – try putting the bottle in the fridge for an even cooler effect. Lukewarm baths or showers can also help, and, weirdly, my mum always swore by watering our feet with the garden hose!
  6. Look after your pets, especially the furry ones, whether big or small. Check that plenty of water is left out for them and they have a shady place to rest. It’s also important to leave a drink out for any garden birds or wildlife who might not be able to find water elsewhere due to the heat. They will thank you for it.
  7. Coping at home. Keep your curtains or blinds closed, it is so much cooler. There is some debate as to whether you should keep your windows open or shut too. I go with open, and leave internal doors open too, so you can get the benefit of any through-drafts. If your curtains are closed and you live alone, there’s absolutely no reason why you can’t wander round starkers (go for it!), but if you must have clothes on I always try to go for something loose and comfortable, preferably made from a thin cotton fabric. At bedtime, get the plant mister out again and gently spritz your bedding with cold water before sleeping on top of the duvet – trust me, it’s blissful!
  8. Coping at work. Avoid public transport if you can! I know from bitter experience that the London Underground on a scorchingly hot summer day has a circle of hell all to itself. And I know all too well how much heat is given out by an office full of electronic devices. Turning off non-essential computers, printers, copiers etc may help, but working from home is probably even better…
  9. EDIT: Look out for wildfires in fields, grasslands, heathland and allotments. They are common in this sort of weather and can cause considerable damage and destruction – the fire that happened in the allotments next to my home a few years back was a frightening experience that came very close to igniting the flats and destroyed a nearby warehouse building in the process. Dial 999 if you see smoke and flames and don’t try to put it out yourself. Let the firefighters take over, they’re bloody good at their job!

Stay safe and stay cool out there, my friends!

I’m getting my skates on…

… as the saying goes! Busy catching up with all the Advent Calendar posts – I’ll be up to date before you know it….

Incidentally, you won’t catch me ice skating this Christmas (or at any time, really), especially not as athletically as this cheerful young lady (above). I’m not sure I could get my leg up that high without falling over on solid ground, let alone on the ice!

In the meantime, you can find lots more Christmas reading here

Another Kind Of Mind Advent Calendar 2021: December 4th

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Santa is a colourful chap, in all senses of that phrase. He’s a bit of a snappy dresser, not afraid to work vivid hues into his unique vintage look. He obviously values comfort and fashion – a cosy coat and hat are clearly essential workwear (it must be proper brass monkeys cold up in that sleigh!), but he has always liked to add a dash of trendy colour to his outfit too. His wardrobe may be almost entirely red these days, but that wasn’t always the case, as we shall see.

The red-coated Santa we all know and love came about in the latter half of the 19th century and the early decades of the 20th century, mostly in the United States to begin with, due to a number of factors. These included Thomas Nast’s widely-seen festive illustrations for periodicals like Harper’s Weekly, the continuing popularity of Clement Clarke Moore’s now-classic poem A Visit From St Nicholas (better known as The Night Before Christmas), and various seasonal advertising campaigns. Incidentally, the well-known Coca-Cola tale is a myth – they were neither the first nor the last to use a red clad Santa in their ads.

Prior to that…. well, take your pick. Santa was depicted wearing almost every shade, including red. Blue, green, purple – even black (Goth Santa perhaps?). It may be rather odd to our modern eyes to see Santa in a blue coat riding a motorbike (see below), but personally I think it rather suits him!

The result of all of this colourful chaos means that behind today’s window is a veritable rainbow of Santas. Sort of…

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For more colourful Christmas things from over a decade of festive blogging, click here.

Another Kind Of Mind Advent Calendar 2021: December 3rd

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I’ve written before about the lighting up of London’s major shopping thoroughfares for the festive season and how it brightens up the cold, dark winter days – but my previous posts have all been about the most famous of central London’s shopping thoroughfares, Oxford Street. It seemed only fair to let its near neighbour, Regent Street, get a look in too, so I really had to share these cheery photographs of the Regent Street Christmas lights from 1969.

Regent Street was developed during the early 19th century, and was named after George, the Prince Regent (yes, that Prince Regent, as played by Hugh Laurie in Blackadder the Third). One of the earliest examples of urban planning in Britain, it was the work of the famed Georgian-era architect John Nash and the hugely successful property developer James Burton. This made it a showpiece development and one of London’s most visible and well known examples of royal patronage at the time.

The image at the top of the post is looking from Oxford Circus towards Piccadilly Circus, and the photo above is from the same spot but looking towards the Langham Place end of Regent Street. I love the blurry glow of the Christmas trees above Garrards the jewellers on the right of the latter picture!

And as a bonus, here is a photograph of urban Christmas lights from over a hundred years ago. This festive message dates back to 1916, and was snapped on Canal Street in New Orleans – a city that definitely knows how to party, all year round!

For more Christmassy posts to light up your day, click here.

Another Kind Of Mind Advent Calendar 2021: December 2nd

I’m terribly sorry, it’s a bit noisy in here, you’ll have to speak up….What was that? No, I SAID YOU’LL HAVE TO SPEAK UP, I can’t hear you over all the noise these darn kittens are making…

So, yes, the Grumpy Victorian Kittens are back and they’re behind the second door of our Advent Calendar. This time, they’ve (allegedly) been having music lessons, although I suspect they still need quite a bit more practice!

This festive feline quartet are the stars of a trade card produced by the late 19th century American coffee producers, the Woolson Spice Company. This novel form of advertising became very popular with the consumer and introduced not only these colourful, collectable cards (which often had a seasonal theme), but also promotional giveaways of the ‘collect x number of wrappers and get a free y’ type that we are still familiar with.

What a kitten marching band has to do with selling coffee though, I have no idea…

Over ten years of Christmas things (with added bonus grumpy kittens) can be found here

Vintage Advertising: Christmas Shopping

Last week saw the annual reappearance of Black Friday, which apparently means the Christmas shopping season is now officially underway. Black Friday started life as an American tradition in which stores and other businesses began their Christmas build-up with sales and special offers that kicked off on the day after Thanksgiving.

There is some evidence to connect the development of Black Friday sales with the Santa parades often held in American towns and cities during the Thanksgiving period.

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